Thursday, 26 February 2009

I'M ALIVE!!

This is Roger.

I couldn't update you yesterday, I was surounded by what I believe to be intelligent zombies. I hope you hadn't given up hope and thought I'd become one of them. I am fine, no nibbles in sight.

I have discovered my original thoughts that zombies became intelligent were wrong. I saw with my own eyes an unfortunate victim get taken in by the zombies. After the transformation they appeared more intelligent than all the others. However, as day turned to night I noticed they got a bit slower and started following others around. The zombies I'd spotted the day before looked like the first set I'd come across who were slow and didn't really acknowledge what was going on around them.

In other words, I now believe that zombies start out intelligent and independant, however as time goes on they gradually loose their intelligence and start to stick with the status quo.

It is a meaningless and unfullfilling lifestyle so stay safe everyone.

Do not risk becoming one of them.

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