Monday, 9 March 2009

I'm back!

This is Roger.

You must've thought I'd been taken in by the zombies I was gone so long.

Well I nearly was. I came across a group of people who appeared to be normal human beings. However weren't. It turned out that they were zombies, extremely inteligent zombies. They could sense there was something different about me.

I had to lay low for a while and try to blend in as best I could. It was tough, all I could do was wait for them to become more zombie-like and loose their inteligence. It turns out my previous research was extremely beneficial.

So now I have managed to escape.

It appears the zombie disease is growing more and more every day. It is becoming very dangerous for me to be out there observing and reporting, so I had a meeting with the rest of the team and we agreed that I should not go back right away. I shall wait for the situation to calm down a bit (if it ever does) and then return to my post.

Until I can bring you more news, stay safe everyone.

Roger

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